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Order the very limited box set.

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Thanksgiving lunch at school.  So fucking good.  Roasted turkey, honey baked ham, real mashed potatoes and stuffing: the mess hall is slowly growing on me.  It helps their cause that since I started waking up at five, my body has become a black hole, trapping all edible matter unfortunate enough to be caught within my gravity field.  I’m starved by lunch time.  During yesterday’s feast, the room was packed so I ended up sitting with an old married couple who were part of a busload of seniors touring campus for some reason I didn’t quite understand.  I had forgotten what a simple pleasure it is to talk to older people.  People who aren’t difficult to please: what         a breath of fresh air.

The emanation of the Holy Spirit from the Father and later, in the Western Church, from the Son.

Monday, November 12th, 2007

The Mission was in top form for last week’s Day of the Dead. The procession traversed a couple of blocks about twenty-fourth street and there were lots of the following:

-candles
-faces painted white
-drums
-(bacon-scented?) incense

To-shi-o, Corinne and I stumbled down the street to take it all in and I’m now convinced that all parades–even non-occult related parades–should take place at night. The darkness enhanced everything good about it: the intrigue, the seemingly controlled chaos, the sense of the familiar becoming unfamiliar. The brown bagged beer also enhanced these things.

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Oh, and the oil spill. The fucking oil spill. The Chronicle led the next day with a 140 gallon estimate and at an actual figure of 58,000 gallons, as usual, the Chronicle was 0.8% correct. Or 99.2% wrong. Depends on your perspective I guess. Of course, the error isn’t really the Chronicle’s fault (although a six block walk to the bay would have confirmed this number as ridiculous), as everyone is now sorting through the explanation of the USCG’s now famous slowness in getting its story straight (it now appears that at least part of the explanation involves damage to the sounding tubes used to measure tank depth).

Overall it just sucks. Every major beach in the area is closed except Ocean Beach, the greatest of the beaches, and it’s unclear when they will be safe or even if they will ever be truly safe–even small amounts of benzene are enough to can cause drowsiness, dizziness, rapid heart rate, headaches, tremors, confusion, and unconsciousness. Anyway I was on the beach today and it was very unclear what was going on. There were ominous looking signs and loads of workers in white haz-mat outfits picking at the sand, but there were also plenty of surfers, dogs, and general beach miscellany. Are we safe or are we unsafe?

As the media hunts for prey to satiate its never ending bloodlust for blame, the people around me seem to be reacting with varying levels of defensiveness and xenophobia (“Down with Hanjin!”) across party lines. The old boys club at the Maritime Academy (which may actually turn out be the alma mater of the pilot in question) has been decidedly defensive. If you are asking me, they are giving way too much attention to the reactionary nonsense of the first 48 hours, which has included everything from “no single hulled ships in the bay” to “no ships in the bay.” Right. Also, they were really pissed about the front page pictures of oiled birds on day two of the Chronicle’s coverage. One thing conservatives have grown to hate, I’ve noticed, is any level of insinuation that non-human life may be as important as human life. Or human money. Or human jobs.

Wow, for ten minutes I didn’t write on endlessly about myself! (Though you should know I printed some really shitty new postcards this week) Here are some pictures.

the beach

I’m changing all my strings.

Friday, October 26th, 2007

We will compare with theory.

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Who says unions aren’t good for anything?

pay increase

The cartoon series was short-lived and it was quickly canceled.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Holy shit, isn’t this how The Toxic Avenger got his big start?

A lecture.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

I got this in my faculty mailbox the other day:

flier

Questions:

1. Is it funny that they are distributing fliers for other jobs at my job?
2. Is it funny that the other job in question is a prison guard?
2a. …Peace officer, I mean?
3. Are these the only two women employed at the CA Department of Corrections?

A very intense training opportunity for midshipmen.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Which one would you rather teach this spring?

EPO 235   Steam Plant Watch Team Management
EPO 321   Diesel Plant Simulator
ET 232     Statics
ET 332     Strength of Materials
ET 342     Refrigeration and Air Conditioning
ET 452     Electrical Distribution and Transmission

If you are like most people. you probably feel helpless.

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

I gave a little five minute survey to my students on Friday. I do this kind of thing occasionally because I never have any idea how effective I am. But also, there are always comments like this and I love them:

survey

Eligibility requirements and committee requirements follow:

Friday, September 14th, 2007

I’m back from the teaching conference for engineers. No more pretending: now I am teaching for real.

I wish I could say it was going well, but it feels like everything else right now. You know, time and space collapsing into a tar-like substance that is virtually impossible to remove from cotton. Words come out of my mouth but I barely hear them. I certainly don’t control them. I am numb to everything going on around me.

I feel like I am losing my sensory perception. I can’t hear people on the phone, I misread words in magazines that I never needed glasses to read before, and my memory feels like the old butter knife you never use because it’s too dull, even for a butter knife.

Somehow, my students put up with it all. Some of them could even be described as bright eyed and eager and, in this way, they amaze me. I’m hoping their patience will outlast my derusting.

Protected: Veterans grab the spotlight this week.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

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Protected: Take two for two.

Monday, August 27th, 2007

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Protected: Perestroika-era fantasy.

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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Protected: It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right.

Monday, June 4th, 2007

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Protected: I guess I just didn’t think.

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

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