14. In a restaurant, a woman should get up several times and walk to the restroom so that a man can see her and be interested.
My internet goal of the week is to update feather2pixels every day. Today’s contribution to that heroic task resulted in a seventy minute quest to find the funniest picture on the internet. The first thing this mission taught me is that Googling “funniest picture on the internet” gets you nowhere. The second thing I learned is that my friend Louise was right: the world wide web is permanently cemented in a foundation of cat multimedia. I didn’t really learn anything after that, but I did find what I believe to be the funniest picture on the internet. Perhaps in light of the dynamic and seemingly boundless scope of the internet, it surprises you that I, 
, discovered its funniest picture. But I did. If you can find a funnier picture (that isn’t one of my rejected high school senior portait proofs) email me. The first person to succeed will get a free set of Kid Monster postcards. But do not get ahead of yourself. Before you begin your false quest for the funniest picture on the internet, you need to witness the true funniest picture on the internet And now behold. The funniest picture on the internet.
